My little brother (Kam) is learning about the Titanic at school right now. He came home the other day, and was telling me and my dad all about the movie.
Kam: ...and then Rose and Jack were in the water, and Rose was laying on a board but there was no room for Jack so he was floating in the water and they were just holding hands, but then it got too cold and Jack died so Rose had to push him off the board and he floated down into the ocean and he was dead and THEN Rose got rescued and she went to New York and she was standing there and she reached into her pocket....and she still had the necklace! And it was ONE HUNDRED BANANAS!
Blink. Blink.
Dad: One hundred bananas?
Kam: Yep!
Dad: Um. Do you mean 100 carats?
Kam: Oh, ya. Thats What I meant. I knew it was a fruit or vegetable, I just couldn't remember which one.
I think he felt bad that we laughed so hard.