My night thus far:
911, what is the location of your emergency?
I'm in Orem...well, Orem, or Salt Lake City.
Okay...which one? Orem or Salt Lake?
I am literally in both cities.
Sir, you can't be in both Orem and Salt Lake at the same time.
Oh. Okay. Then I don't know where I am.
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Typical.
I this guy told me yesterday that his address was 124 1/2 Apricot Drive.
Where did the 1/2 come from?
Oh these come in all to often. You just want to ask "What is going through your head right now?"
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